In " Ejaculation", Maury first made his debut when she showed up during Andrew's health class to antagonize him with a boner and force him to leave in the middle of class to go jerk off int he bathroom, which Andrew didn't really want. He also serves as Matthew's hormone monster as we first hear mention of in the episode " Am I Gay?" but don't fully see in action until " My Furry Valentine".
As mentioned in " My Furry Valentine", Maury first appeared in Andrew's life, when he was watching the movie Must Love Dogs and got his first boner from seeing Diane Lane in a revealing spaghetti strap dress. He mainly appears whenever Andrew is horny, or just needs someone to talk to about being horny or sex. He is currently Andrew's hormone monster that he constantly talks to. It was mentioned in " The Head Push", however, that he and Connie had their first kiss during the beginning of the Ice Age, when "the dinosaurs left on their spaceships".Īround 7,000,000 years ago, Maury started working as a hormone monster for human men. It is unknown how old Connie is or when exactly they first met but it had to have been over 280,000,000 years ago, as they shared their first kiss during the Pangaea era. Maurice met Connie somewhere during the early ages of Earth. This would mean that Maurice is the same age as the Earth, although he claimed to be 70,000,000+ years old, which isn't very close to when the Earth started forming. This story was told in " Requiem for a Wet Dream" but it's not likely that this is true.
From that bubbling water, rose Maurice the Hormone Monster. A volcano blasted a bunch of fireballs into a lake, which caused them to start bubbling. According to Maurice, he was born in the Archean eon during the Earth's formation, when a Giant Alien fucked the planet, which caused a bunch of lakes and lava pools to start forming.